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irondrum8802 (December 4th, 2008 @ 1:16 am)

0:35 1:25 MOVE YOUR ARSE! 1:40 2:46 U DONKY! 5:05 6:30 6:33 priceless!

cpthurme (December 2nd, 2008 @ 2:42 pm)

MOVE YOUR ASS

MANILABOY6631 (December 2nd, 2008 @ 12:51 pm)

Waiter: HELL , HELL , HELL ! ! ! I knew you'd love it ! . . Lady: Ha ! Are you kidding, the taste was like feeling the rush of a thousand genocides through my body !!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (both laughing, even louder this time!) (Orc , shouting at both Lady & Waiter from across the room) >>> SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU ! CANT YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO ENJOY OUR OWN DAMNATION ! ! !

MANILABOY6631 (December 2nd, 2008 @ 12:43 pm)

Waiter: Ready for the main course ? Lady: Yes, of course . . . Waiter: Here you are me Lady ! (lifting the domed silver cover over the plate) Lady: . . HELL ! . .what is it ? ! ? ! Waiter: Its BAKED STUFFED ABORTED HUMAN EMBRYOS WITH MASTURBATORY SAUCE REDUCTION ! Lady: (gently slicing the embryo and forking a mouthful to eat) Lady: HHHHH ! How scrumptious !!! . . i could feel the tiny bones scraping my throat ! ORGASMIC REALLY !!!

MANILABOY6631 (December 2nd, 2008 @ 12:33 pm)

Lady: . . ah, young man . . Waiter: Yes, me lady ? Lady: . . What are those ORCS eating ? Waiter: Oh ! That's our latest sensation me lady ! . . Its called HUMAN HEAD ASPIC ! We went through HELL just to prepare such a feast ! Ah ha ha ha ha ha (both laughing, but louder this time . . the orcs are irritated!)

MANILABOY6631 (December 2nd, 2008 @ 12:26 pm)

Waiter: Would you have a seat me lady ? Your favorite table as usual ? Lady: Oh thank you . . now there's no need for etiquette , i want this experience to as HELLISH for you as it is for me. Waiter: Very well, . , what then would you have for starters ? Lady: i think i'll have a salad ! What can you offer this time ? Waiter: . . we have CURSED SALAD, TOPPED WITH THIN SLICES OF CONDEMNED HUMAN FLESH & A SPRINKLE OF MAGGOTS ! Lady: Ooooh, sounds yummmmy ! ! ! Waiter: Then you shall have it !

MANILABOY6631 (December 2nd, 2008 @ 12:17 pm)

Lady: Oh, nothing has changed ! This place reminds me of so many memories when i was a little girl. Always DARK, MUSTY, DEPRESSING AND GLOOMY, . . just the way i want it ! But then again of course, the interior decor has changed . . black walls, black tables and chairs, black roses on each dining table, black lit candles . . . the smell of DEATH everywhere ! . . HELLISHLY ELEGANT INDEEEED ! Mmmmm . . .

MANILABOY6631 (December 2nd, 2008 @ 12:10 pm)

Waiter: Good day me Lady, welcome to HELL'S KITCHEN ! So lovely to have you back ! Lady: Thank you young man, I've come a long way from HELL !!! The journey was tedious . I've come to spend the winter here, . . it is, much cooler my dear. Waiter: Well, as you know me Lady , this is the best place in town . . after all , this is HELL ON EARTH ! Ah ha ha ha ha ha (both laughing)

14mm2 (December 1st, 2008 @ 1:19 pm)

WHAT THE FUCK......

lilvjdude (November 29th, 2008 @ 10:34 pm)

I wish I was that passionate about anything. He rules.

simpsonsman93 (November 29th, 2008 @ 5:47 pm)

chef ramsey is so mean if i was bigger than him i'd fight him

scottishchap2008 (November 29th, 2008 @ 2:04 pm)

he didnt fail at football, he had a injury that forced him to quit